That's me in the green.

A class clown always sent to the Principal's office for shocking antics doesn't begin to describe me. Actually, it doesn't describe me at all. When people learn I work as a stand up comic, their first reaction is "WHAT?", quickly followed by, "Oh, I have to see this!" And you should too. So come on out to a show.

Or if you're too lazy for that, you can check out my jokes for the Fashion Police in Us Weekly.(And yes, I understand the irony of this)

Or if you prefer kids' jokes Real Kids's Jokes by Real Stand-Up Comics.

Or if you hate reading, you can catch me on this season's Amazing Race (Okay — that one's a lie).